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I’ll tell you if you feed me vodka long enough Her: Maybe i dont want to know lol Me:1. its something i miss about my ex, our disgustingly filthy texting. The only thing i have considered is letting a girl… But i wouldnt do it in real life, some things are better left in the imagination, everything else i have at least attempted. I know what you mean though, it can take a long long time to find someone who’ll do the right things and get into a position to do it. Christ, it’s probably illegal in many countries Her: I have tried every real fantasy of mine. Me: Swear away, but try to keep it thematically relevant, well timed, and above all creative.

How many men have stuck their he-rocket in your she-pocket? mostly they are just nice to talk about or think about but are not as good to do.

But since i had my heart broken repeatedly by the same cunt and had it smashed around and then began to piece it back together only for him to swoop in a slide it around on the floor again…. But i am sorry, he does not deserve any other word. And now it has happened to me i am a bit more contrite about my horrific abusive behaviour.

That’s what losers do when they can’t get it for free.

Get a load of this text game as it escalates to full on depravity. How come your facebook updates always make you look like a nutjob?

Background is: she was a five minute number close at trafalgar square about 3 months ago and though we’ve had some lively banter by text she hasn’t agreed to a date and she hasn’t “crossed the sexual rubicon” of admitting sexual attraction to me.

Bang on average, the girls tell me (they say above average but I think they’re just being nice).